With the start of Cub Hunting fast approaching a number of you have contacted us worried about the effect that certain unwelcome guests will have on our hunting this season. Well we can tell you that we certainly don’t want our normal activities curtailed we want to watch full on hunting.
As a result of these unwelcome guests and of course the police presence we have devised a cunning plan.
New joint master Mark Halford brings with him from the Quorn Hunt Mr Bruce Langley Mckim (you can meet the rest of our team here). As well as pretending to lay trails for the Quorn Mr Mckim was for a season the huntsman of the Readyfield Bloodhounds. This season Mckim will be laying trails for us, the trails will of course be laid in places that we know that foxes live (along hedge rows, small woods, crop fields etc) providing us with plenty of accidents throughout the season whilst also giving us an excellent alibi. It is also a great opportunity for us to try and stitch the sabs up for aggravated trespass.
For anyone wanting to know more about the art of trail laying there is an excellent report and description here http://www.ifaw.org/sites/default/files/2015-IFAW-Trail-of-Lies-full-report.pdf
Here’s a photo of Mr Mckim pretending to lay a “trail” at the Quorn. The keen eyed among you will notice the terrierman stood next to his quad bike in the background. What is he needed for if your laying trails? I hear some of you ask, well it’s best not to ask as our opponents may be reading but lets just say that our friend with the quad bike is on stand by in case Mr Mckim’s “trail” should find itself down a badger sett. Indeed he will have taken measures with his spade to prevent Mr Mckims trail from being able to end up down the badger sett in the first place.
If you haven’t seen it already please do check out the new page on our website listing all of our criminal convictions, 20 so far, it’s quite an achievement.
We have a guest writer this month our new/old huntsman Michael Geoffrey Lane…
Back in 2012 I never imagined I’d be back at the Atherstone Hunt but life doesn’t always work out as you’d hoped it would…. Hello Michael Geoffrey Lane here new huntsman and master of the Atherstone Hunt. I’ve been brought in to clean up after that bloody fool Barton (quite literally you should’ve seen the state he left the kennels in) also this was the only hunt that would have me …
No hound picture this month instead a picture of myself in the middle of a field of crops. What might I be doing in there I hear you ask and what small mammal might I be looking for? Answers on a postcard. I’m going to let you in on a little trade secret now.. Crop fields provide animals such as foxes with warmth and shelter, you’re guaranteed to find foxes living in them. So, make out we’ve somehow laid a trail through it, put the hounds in and they inevitably “accidentally on purpose” find the fox and bob’s your uncle (although bob’s been banned due to his racism) make sure the crop field is surrounded by riders so nothing can escape and a bloodbath ensures and lots of dead fox cubs.
We have a whole two months of this to look forward to and we’ll be out several times a week. Just imagine how many foxes we’ll have killed by then.
Some of you may have heard that a number of our supporters have been convicted of violence towards the antis
What you must understand is that these sabs are always filming us which means we can’t hunt foxes freely like we used to. This obliviously gets very frustrating to some of our supporters who rely on a few dead foxes to keep their spirits up during the winter months. So who can blame them when they lash out? We certainly don’t. After all violence is the only language some of our supporters are fully fluent in.
Our good friend and former huntsman/cop Brett Parker put it best when he said he wished it was still the 80’s when we could give sabs a good hiding. Wise words indeed. When we can’t kill foxes bashing a few sabs is the next best thing. It’s almost a tradition in it’s self.
However it’s not the 80’s and these convictions make it harder to keep labeling the sabs as the violent ones considering they have no convictions whereas ours are steadily staking up.
Keeping our theme of violence running our hound photo today is one of our hounds cowering under a vehicle trying to avoid us
Well what a month it has been. Unfortunately the election result means that hunting is not going to be legalised any time soon but on the bright side we at the Atherstone Hunt like to carry on as if hunting were legal anyway. We like to think that the Atherstone Hunt played its part in the election result by reminding people just why they hate hunting so much.
Our opponents used underhand tactics to try and get us dropped from the Ashby Show, luckily the landowners Cattows Farm decided to allow us onto their land anyway so that we can promote blood sports and raise some much needed funds for ourselves so that we can carry on killing foxes in the season coming. Thank you Cattows Farm.
Finally some good news for a change, after dragging our name through the mire the investigation into us killing a fox has been dropped giving us the green light to carry on where we left off last season and hopefully kill a few more this coming season. Despite the clear footage filmed by the antis the loopholes in the Hunting Act mean we can do what we like. Which we do.
This months hound picture is of our hounds doing exactly what they are bred and trained to do, rip foxes apart. Good stuff.
We have been busy canvassing for the Conservatives over the past six weeks, and what subject have we found comes up a lot? Hunting of course! We always move swiftly on from the subject as most people don’t seem to like it but that is besides the point, what’s important is that in return for all the campaigning we’ve been doing the Conservatives have promised us they’ll legalise fox hunting. We will finally be able to ruthlessly and our opponents may say, cruelly kill foxes. Let’s not focus on the cruelty but instead the enjoyment we will get from that cruelty. Forget all the arguments about needing to control the fox population, they don’t need controlling (we should know as we ensure there are always plenty of them for us to hunt). No this has always been about our love of violence. The enjoyment we get from chasing a small mammal for miles until it is exhausted and the thrill of seeing it ripped apart by a pack of hounds.
A vote for the Conservative party means we will no longer have to worry about tiresome police interviews, no more lying about what we are doing, we will be able to kill foxes till our hearts content.
Here are some random photos for your enjoyment of our hounds at work
Unfortunately one of our hunt supporters was recently given a caution for his sexist language and forced to write a letter of apology. Daily Mail